Who can name all of these celebrities?

 



David Warner

Klingons are Us



Mike and Lyndsey in better days.

tlhIngan maH! (We are Klingons!)

 

Hab SoS1I’ Quch! (Your mother has a smooth forehead!)

nuqDaq ' oH puchpa' 'e' (Where is the bathroom?)

 

 

Destination Star Trek

Brent Spiner AKA Data! Destination StarTrek was abit rubbish but improved significantly when we realised we could stalk the guests. Michael pretended to be security to get the William Shatner pictures.

 

"There's a what? What does that say? A bull in my field!?"

Environmental Problem

The main problem I've found with environmentalists:
their views on lights. Yes, lights. Not that we've all have to change to a lower wattage of bulb, that's no issue for me personally. It's the automatic time out switch set to movement that causes a major dilemma in my life and here's an example ........................

I walked into the toilet at work and the light switched on automatically, FAB, all is going to someone's grand environmental design. Of course I'm happy as I don't have to touch the light switch, a haven for any number of germs. Into the toilet I go and after a minute or less off goes the movement sensitive light. There am I, a lady sat shrouded in complete darkness; oh what a kerfuffle, I decided to open the door and lean out as far as I could and wave my arms frantically to activate the sensor. This worked! Yippee!! But in doing so my blouse was caught on the door handle and all the buttons ripped off. I was left with the splendour of teaching Year 10 whilst cobbled together with safety pins.

That there Kyoto Protocol has got much to answer for.